Saturday, August 10, 2013

I Love You Like a Love Song, Baby.

Today was my last full day in Provo. I wasn't expecting this to come so fast, yet here I sit in my nearly empty half of my half of the room,  after tomorrow I will have no house, and as of yesterday at 1 PM I had no job. I just can't believe it. I just spent a wonderful day running errand, annoying, and laughing with a person who once was a stranger who I didn't want to be friends with because I was determined to hate Utah. Today I just want to publicly thank her for truly being the best roommate, and friend I could have ever have.
Sarah and I wereroomies in the terrible yet forever memorable Penrose 89. I like to believe that she and I had an instant connection because we are both from Washington ( opposite corners), but really I think it was just because we both couldn't handle the crazy b-ness of some of our dear roommates (none of whom I now speak to naturally).

Sarah is and was my greatest beacon of hope in Utah, together we forged a path that included fatty foods( CHOCOLATE DOMES FOR THE WIN!!!) and lots of slightly inapropro movies (okay for Utah at least).  
With Sarah I feel like I can be myself, which while I lived in Utah was not easy to say about many people. She is just so kind and loving that it is hard not to feel comfortable around her, not to mention she has a wicked sense of humour, and honestly I don't go a day without her making me laugh out loud, often with tears involved because she is just so damn funny. 


When I had my mental breakdown Freshman year, Sarah was there the whole time, letting me know that it was okay that I kept crying, and constantly supplying good movies and way to much Creamery ice cream (really why do they put them so close to Freshman housing!?) She put up with Doctor Who, the crying at anything, and was always willing to drag me out of bed so that I would make our tap class on Tuesdays and Thursday (which some weeks were the only classes I went to) She stood by me, always a rock and always so kind and gentle, but giving me the kick in the pants I needed to suck it up. 
Sarah has been my saviour and I am so sad to leave her, she has become and essential part of my life. I love waking up every morning to her phone going of three times (Doom,Horror, and Death), and our nearly naked Fridays (okay that never happened but whatever). I will miss our bejewbom meetings (okay that only happened once but we will always be bejewbom sisters). And just being with her even when we aren't doing anything but groaning like David After the Dentist because we are so bored. 
She is like the white twin sister that I never had.  I will miss watching movies with her, stressing out about crap together, driving around, eating domes. I will miss pointless target runs, singing horrible at the top of our lungs to all sorts of mass produced pop crap ( SOMEBODY!!!!!!) doing the dance of my people, and just the constant laughter that I have had for the last two years.
Sarah  I love you! I love you I love you I love you! Thank you, thank you so much for being there for me when I felt abandoned. Thank you for making me laugh,and for letting me cry. Thank you for singing sexy back, awkward dancing, and crawling into my bed when i just needed someone (in a totally non-weird way).  I will miss the home we built together, and letting me know that when I get home I will have someone there for me! 

Ah!! I am crying and hiding it from you because you're sitting in the room! Thank you Muffin Jiggly Puff Alice the Snot-Nosed Monkey King Kong McGrip McCarrey, for being the best roommate anyone anywhere has ever had in the history of the world. You are my favorite part of Utah and my BYU experience and the part I will miss the absolute most. Thank you for being my Goonie forever, and the only person I would ever truffle shuffle for!

Thursday, July 4, 2013

E-Comm and Carry On


Poster preview
Today, as we celebrate our beautiful nation, I thought I should finally pay tribute to the place I work. BYU E-Commerce Department, and everything it has... taught me? I am preparing to leave Utah for good, and part of leaving is leaving my job. I didn't think I would be sad about it, but the more I think about it, the sadder I get. The people I work(ed) with have taught me a lot... A LOT for example. We shouldn't dress up as the Taliban yet, because it is still "too soon".  I have learned how to work with people who make me laugh everyday, and still get work done. I have learned that if you don't like sloths  something you should never let it be known, otherwise they will do everything possible to make you uncomfortable.
Yep this guy could work at E-Comm
 The people in E-Commerce are the most funny and truly American people I have ever met. Don't you dare diss on our good old 'Murica otherwise they will cut you. No joke they will just take you and cut you, believe you me, I am as you know a Washington Supremacist and a Francophone, however every time I try to say anything about how France is obviously the  superior country because ummm.... formage.
They have shown me some of the very best YouTube videos, for example prancercise 

Before I worked at E-Commerce I honestly had no idea what E-Commerce actually was. Because you readers probably don't know what E-Commerce is, I have found a definition via Google for your: 
"Electronic commerce, commonly known as e-commerce or eCommerce, or e-business
 consists of the buying and selling of products or services..."

Sometimes, things are boring, but let me  tell you I love those people.  When I first started there I never thought that I would really love them, sorry guys. But E-Commerce has taken me in, and has been truly one of the places I enjoy the most in Utah. I love that we are a place that we can all be our own kind of weird and we all accept each other. I love the Texans who are crazy, I love the people who are there with me in the early morning when I am a grumpy grump. I love the rest of the Holy Brown Trinity, I love the people that I worked on the evening shift with, and I love my bosses and how they encourage us to be ourselves. I am so grateful that I had the wonderful opportunity to work with these people, the ones who are there and they ones who have left. Thank you for letting me be my crazy blackself. For taking my black jokes in stride, and my jew jokes... And my every other weird/borderline jokes. I love love love you.  You will always have a special E-Commerce part in my heart! 

Monday, May 27, 2013

Awards

My Dear Friend Lisa nominated me for an award, but I have been so busy that I haven't gotten around to it. I felt very honoured, so here we go (on my break from work none the less).I am suppose to nominate other bloggers for the award and in addition I am supposed to give you ten random facts about myself.





 For both awards I nominate Cat
 her blog the Angst Muffin is really the most amazing thing I read, she cracks me up and I love following her life.





Sadly besides Diary of a Square-Toothed Girl and Angst Muffin, I really don't read many more blogs,BUT! I do have some facts about me ( and they might even be things y'all don't know about me)...

1. I love Star Trek, like LOVE it, and now that Benedict is in it SA-WOON!
2. I love reading (okay everyone knows that), but this summer the stack by my bed is even bigger than ever!!
3.  I LOVE Dystopian Novels Hunger Games,  Uglies, Divergent (my newest love), and not so dystopian but the same feel the Gone Series. I just get WAY to sucked into them!
4. I love Kitchen Nightmares and Chef Ramsey. I love Chef Ramsey, like for reals if I could meet any person on Earth, I used to think that I wanted to meet David Tennant, but now I think I want to meet  Chef Ramsey, he really is just the bomb!
5. I was awake when they took out my wisdom teeth, and I haven't been the same since.
6. I currently have six bank accounts, but I can't remember the pin for four of them...
7. One of the most used words in my vocabulary is Truck. As in Mother Trucker, Trucking Awesome, WHAT THE TRUCK. I am Trucking Pissed, etc,etc.
8. My secret obsession is ...is... The Kardashians. I am obsessed with them, for reals. I will drop nearly anything (except maybe Doctor Who). I just love them and their lives... How trashy it is!
9.  I am also super obsessed with Slurpees, I made the worse decision moving close to a Seven-Eleven, because now all I do is drink them.. ALL THE TIME
10. Finally, I love sleeping in made beds ,granted I never make my bed, but I love it anyway....


Thats all folks!!