Fifty Shades of Bored.

I am bored.

Utterly bored.

I have no homework,

 no tests

 my living room has been cleaned.

My dishes done.

All the books are read, all the movies watched, all the TV shows caught up on.

I have nothing.

So what does one do when they are bored?
This:

Yes, that's right I got so low I turned on Twilight.
Correction I am watching Twilight.
Right now.
I am at fake La Push, "Wolves, like real wolves?"
Can I tell you something guys? Those of you who obviously read my blog (all 3 of you). Well you can't stop me from telling you, you could stop reading I suppose, but that wouldn't really phase me.

Twilight is complete BS.

B.S. 

(No. I don't mean bologna sandwich)

And, I am editing my real thoughts because some people have sensitive eyes, and when they see cuss words, their eyes start bleeding, and the foam at the mouth -the same foam  that comes to the mouth of your neighborhood Republicans, whenever you say the word OBAMA!  (After this I will be using real words REAL LIVE CUSS WORDS, because honestly it is my emotional feeling.anyone who cant handle the word "Sex" should just exit out right now):.Okay I have tangent for a minute (which I will section off in BLUE! 

Does anyone else feel like all of this political crap is also B.S? Seriously, I personally want to punch everyone in the throats, and vote for Nader. Honestly.  Every time I see a post from my more than to vocal "friends" on Facebook, I contemplate changing my name, moving to Scotland, and becoming a hermit in a moor. Me And Lochy (The monster) could hang out, eat some fish, and no foaming republicans/democrats could find me. Me and Lochy would create a republic where we just traded every four years, and no one would tell me what to do. Or who to believe, or who to vote for, OR WHAT TELEVISION SHOWS ARE
"SMUTTY", and what I can watch. Because obviously I am going to hell because I watch Modern Family, and I am a declared Independent, who may one day vote for a DEMOCRAT/ REPUBLICAN (however I don't think I will ever vote for a Mormon (and I am one), unless it is woman. 

As I was saying.  Twilight is B.S. The only thing that is worse then it is this:

And, in all honesty, I think these might have been better. Because at least they had a better plot
For those of you to good to read them the plot went something like this
INTERVIEW
DATE
CONTRACT
SEX
SEX
JK NO CONTRACT
SEX
LOVE/WHOO I'm A SADIST! Oh wait, that isn't a real medical term? WTF!!!!!
SEX
SEX
FREAK ACCIDENT
LOVE
SEX
SEX
MARRIAGE
LOVE
BABY!
SEX
HOUSE!
SEX
SEX
THE END
Honestly, at least they had a good scene where you thought maybe he was dead and THE MISERY WAS OVER!!!!

The two things they had in common where that they both
HAD ABUSIVE MEN, AND PEOPLE WHO ARE RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE, BUT HAVE SUPER UNATTRACTIVE PERSONALITIES!
Honestly, women, is this what we want? To be abused? This... Is sick. You know what I want? Someone who doesn't treat me like crap, someone who doesn't lie about their life to fit into a role that people expect them to. I  want someone who doesn't subjectivity women. Someone who isn't so wrapped up in themselves,   in their personal "drama"  whatever it is (Abusive mom, Vampire, Porn problems, Drug problems, Serial Killer,etc) that everything has to be about them. Take Christian for example DOES HE EVER ASK ANA What she wants!? No he is just like OH I am brooding LETS GET NAKED! Then there is EDWARD! Who goes, OH I want to suck your blood sooo bad. I am I monster!

As I was saying.... Before the tangent that we shall call the Fifty Shades of Tangent (Which I personally think was better then the book) Twilight is where I turn when I am bored.
And you know why?
Because
I
AM
A
SICK
HUMAN BEING.
I have to resort to such boring and tedious things to have any joy in my life.
Do you realize that I read the  Fifty Shades of Grey Series  TWICE. TWICE this summer, because honestly I got a thrill out of seeing the word "fuck" in a sentence, and still being good person.

And I'm a Mormon.

 Surprise! I am an active member. And just in case you guys were wondering,  I apologized to those of you whom I lied to. I read Fifty Shades all the way through, and I really didn't get any kicks from it, I found it repetitious and dull.
But yet.
I find myself
watching
Twilight.

I need entertainment.
I may pull a Sherlock and shoot a wall out of my frustration.

I think the root of my problem is.
 I hate political debates
I hate being told what to do
I didn't have class today, and I miss having to use my brain
And
I hate, that nothing surprises me anymore. I hate that everything is predictable.
Just like these awful movies and books. Everything stays the same, everything is predictable, and dull. I need something, anything to break the tedium.

What do you do? How do you cope?